NO I'M NOT!!!

Makes me think of the recent insurance commercial where they talk about Pinocchio being a bad motivational speaker. Lol

TLPD CRZ Farming ALMOST without noodle carts.

This is not a guide on how to block CRZ for TLPD! Check out Boku's simplified version if you need help.

This is simply at tip for everyone who is farming TLPD using the CRZ method. Noodle carts are kinda expensive on some servers and some people can't afford them. Using this trick you can cover 2 out of 4 TLPD Routes without noodle carts, but please note that you still need noodle carts to kill and loot TLPD.

This trick uses the elevators in Storm peaks. While standing on these elevators you can see all mobs around you, and you will be able to spot TLPD/Vyragosa if it flies by.

Location:

The 2 other routes needs be covered using noodle carts but this trick will certainly help you save some noodle carts.

Transmogrification: Gelbin Mekkatorque tanking set.

Now all he need is some growth hormones to match in size!

• Helmet: Reinforced Bio-Optic Killshades
• Shoulders: Forgotten Peacekeeper Shoulders
• Chest: Forgotten Peacekeeper Breastplate
• Shirt: Gnomeregan Doublet
• Tabard: Gnomeregan Tabard
• Bracers: Forgotten Peacekeeper Armguards
• Gloves: Forgotten Peacekeeper Gauntlets
• Belt: Forgotten Peacekeeper Belt
• Legs: Eldritch Reinforced Legplates
• Boots: Golden Cenarion Greaves
• Weapon: Argent Resolve
• Shield: Force Reactive Disk

For a Two-Handed Weapon he use Scepter of Sha'tar to simulate the "official" two-handed wrench.

Fairly Private Spot to Kill Huolon? (Timeless Isle -- sigh)

Well, I had a horrible time tonight trying to kill Huolon solo with a 510ish Shadowpriest.
But there was useful stuff learned.

When Huolon spawn on my server tonight, he bugged out and became caught in terrain between the small round mountains where the wire-walkers go to open chests.
I was able to levitate over to him by jumping from an adjacent mountain (near the spawn point of the Riverspeakers Trident on the path toward the Ordos Temple), but was not able to hit him with any spells. Assumed I had disconnected from the server when the mob started giving me "too far away" messages -- so I decided to go around and take the trail up the hill (long way up lol).

Anyway, he did finally get out of the terrain, although I am not sure how (doesn't he only have the 1 spawn point?) -- and was flying slow over the east end of zone as normal.
I tried the stupid albatross thing and the timing was wrong. So I rode up there again and he was pathing on the extreme Eastern side of the Ordos hills, and I had the idea to just tag him, jump off the hill and levitate down to the water.

The Ordos shitheads leashed back to the trees but the dragon followed me down to the water.
In fact I had him close to 35% health when I ****ed it up and got caught in the lightning breath.

After the third time of that and realizing this isn't a thing to do while tired, I wanted to at least share my stupid spot where Huolon can be dragged down by a character with Levitate (OR the Hozen diving helmet thing I guess! with 200% swim).



You could also do it with Potions of Water Walking, a shaman, or a death knight's path of frost (I think).

But the point of this spot is, if you're on a busy server where this mount/mob is truly camped/farmed 24/7, he does not reset aggro like most other mobs just because you passed a certain point on the terrain. You do have to keep some damage up on him but chances are he isn't gonna just leave you alone.

If you use the priest method without the diving helm make sure to avoid the patches of lightning that Huolon will lay on the ground/water in between lightning breaths.

BTW for most players the lightning breath is fatal, a one shot -- unlike the crimsonscales who hit for about 250k or less, Huolon can not only take a bite off your ass but swallow the whole thing.

Another method of getting this annoying mob killed is a skillful use of the stupid Albatrosses.
If you whack your Highwind Albatross w/ your autoattack while flying, the mob will usually pause and hover for a moment.
More whacks = longer hover but eventually he will start flying again.

You can time whacks to slow down the bird while also DPSing Huolon but I haven't perfected this method myself.

Transmogrification: Diablo Inspired Monk

This doesn't even look like it's from WoW. Well done; Warlord models are going to make so many beautiful mogs (like this one!).Straight from the Monasteries of Ivgorod comes this Diablo inspired Monk. A lot of credit goes to those great new human male models!

Item List:

• Fist Weapons: Gargoyle Shredder Talons http://www.wowhead.com/item=13399
• Head: Crown of Seven Sacred Seals http://www.wowhead.com/item=99607
• Shoulders: Misthide Shoulders http://www.wowhead.com/item=90490
• Chest: Red Crane Vest http://www.wowhead.com/item=85392
• Hands: Gloves of the Hollow http://www.wowhead.com/item=72805
• Belt: Peroth'arn's Belt http://www.wowhead.com/item=72830
• Legs: Leggings of Seven Sacred Seals http://www.wowhead.com/item=99145
• Feet: Storm Rider's Boots http://www.wowhead.com/item=65144
• Tabard: Tabard of Summer Flames http://www.wowhead.com/item=35280

New quest that leaves a black powder trail behind your character. (beta)

The amount of dicks that will be drawn during this quest will be staggering. Someone call the people over at Guinness' book of World Records right now. But when you turn in the quest the quest text says "Now don't you go doing anything inappropriate with that powder."

I'm sure Blizz knew exactly what they were doing.

WoW Transmog Guide: Water Jetpack

This is a relatively unknown little animated transmog item called the I-Scream Cryocannon and it looks like it might be unobtainable come Warlords of Draenor. To get it you need to complete a quest chain ending in thousand needles. Te quest you need is called Special Delivery for Brivelthwerp and to keep the jetpack you leave it in your log indefinitely so long as the quest item is in your bags you will keep the visual jetpack.

You can skip to the video below where Bryan walks you through the quest chain necessary to unlock the Water Jetpack or follow the written instructions..

1. Start in Ferelas with the quest: The Grimtotem are Coming 
2. Accept the next quest and start the worlds longest boat ride. 
3. Complete the quest Down in the Deeps 
4. Accept the quest Bar Fight! & head downstairs to the Innkeeper buy a Bottle of Grog & use it on any goblin. 
5. The next quests are self explanatory, bang them out then head to the boat and accept Special Delivery for Brivelthwerp from Mazzer Stripscrew. 
6. Keep the quest in your quest log and as long as the item is in your bags it will appear on your back. 
7. Simply stick it in your bank if you want to take a break from it.